BETA Records - Your music matters!

Well I started out as a single celled organism inside some guys testicles when i decided to merge with another single celled organism inside this lady. I chilled out there for about 9 months where i increased to over a billion times my original size. I then decided it was time to move on so i left that shindig and joined the outside where i discovered i was floating on a big spinning rock which floats round this a big ball of fire thing in the middle of space. Well I've been round that big ball of fire 23 times and in that time i've managed to string together a couple of notes. I'll hopefully string together a couple more before the rate at which my cells stop working becomes faster that the rate at which they can replenish themselves and i stop working and then some people i know will put me in a box and put that box in a hole in the ground and cover it up with mud.