BETA Records - Your music matters!

Hello obsessive fans, by now I bet you're all drooling to meet and/or have a sexual encounter with us, your beloved Whole Milk and our Hint of Chocolate. Well rest assured, 50% of the group is absolutely heterosexual, and a little whorish, while 25% of the group is just a little bit confused. The other half is totally gay though, and I think we all know who that is (if you don't, then you are gay too). So we have a little bit of something for everyone who touches themselves to the pictures on this site at night, or in the daytime, or let's be honest, all the time. And if you are bored of the content on this site, I demand you also get your typin fingers a typin (or just copy/paste, whatever tickles your tweeter) and go to www.myspace.com/wholemilkwithahintofchocolate . There will be no more releases on this site nay any other until the CD comes out, which won't be very long from now at all. So get out there! Spread the Whole Milk fever like peanut butter on your lower regions! Search out all Whole Milk virginity and steal it! And if any one chooses to abstain from the glorious wonders that create the WMWAHOC, RAPE THEM. No but seriously, rape them. Well, it's a little past my bed time, I'm gonna go take a piss in my own bathwater and hit the sack. Peace!
-A-MAN